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Friday, October 2, 2009
5:29 AM | Posted by BellaDaddy | Edit Post
Ok, so the title is a bit gross...but hey, we've all had a wedgie or two...or more, in our lifetime. But hell, when Bella has one...the crack ups (pun intended) begin!
Bella has been wonderful at potty training for the most part. Number one has been a breeze...but, number 2...not so much. We had tried encouraging her previously...until she got backed up for a few days...(we call it complicated, rather than constipated)...Just our goofy way.,
Anyway, that few days was excruciating for us...not to mention poor little Bella and her behind....we realized...or rather, we were told by her Doctor..."don't encourage or push a child to poop...it will only cause them to hold it in..."...and man oh man did she....it was HUGE when it finally arrived.....oops, sorry, that's another story!
Bella is a proud one...so proud to be able to wear her new little panties....and potty when she wants...or needs. So cute! She proclaims that it is time..."Daddy - Papa, I hafta go pee pee on the potty". She then proceeds to walk, and yank at the panties as she is heading to the loo...kinda funny site to see...waddling, panties around the ankles, sitting down, and you can almost here the "ahhhhh"...ok ok, you can see her smiles...she is sooooo proud!!!
The other evening, proud as a peacock, we go through the process...several times a night actually....but this night, she didn't tell us she had to go...she just did it...several times...all on her own...of her own accord. Usually we have to help her with pulling the panties back up...but not this night.
Uh Uh, she was all about doing it herself...; "No No Daddy/Papa - Bella Do It...Bella haffa do it herself". And she did! We clapped, grinned and told her how happy and proud we are of her...
Later, and I had noticed this a few times, she was a pickin' and a grinnin'. Backside. Uh Huh...I had to tease her..."Bella, you have a wedgie?" "Nope, no wedgie Daddy, I haffa scratchie" OK OK,. "Bella when you have a scratchie you have to itch it"...(yeah I know, backwards, but we are a goofy sort).
This went on all evening...until bedtime...getting her ready for bed consists of grabbing the jammies, she lays down on the floor...and we get the diaper ready. But, this night was different...remember the wedgie? Whoops, sorry... the scratchie?!
I roared with laughter. Papa came in to see why...why was Daddy gasping for breathe, laughing uncontrollably? Bella staring into my face, shocked to see me in tears...wondering what the hell was wrong with daddy?
It turns out, Bella had indeed put her panties back on each time during the evening after her potty breaks...but...somewwhere during the process, she had inadvertently placed her right leg through the waistband of the panties, therefore..,..one leg in the waist, one leg in the leg hole...and the other leg hole? well, that turned out to be around her waist...so, imagine...tight around the waist, one legs fits and the other? Duck butt! The panties were all wrong....and I could not stop laughing! No wonder she was picking her booty all night!
Damn! Where is the vid cam when you need it, eh?
Happy Fatherhood Friday!